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Post History \| User Blog Title: Disturbed Posts: 42,195 Registered: Sep 2005	#885,265 Date Posted: 1/5 5:47pm Subject: Shorties
	How do you know when a woman's having a bad day? There's a tampon behind her ear and she can't find her cigarette. Where do you find a legless dog? Wherever you left it. I like my men like I like my coffee... Ground up and in the freezer. How do you fit ten dead babies into a small bowl? Blender. How do you get them back out? Tortilla chips. What's redneck foreplay? "Get in the truck, bitch." -----signature----- Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock, and as it always has, rock crushes scissors.
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Message:	How do you know when a woman's having a bad day? There's a tampon behind her ear and she can't find her cigarette. Where do you find a legless dog? Wherever you left it. I like my men like I like my coffee... Ground up and in the freezer. How do you fit ten dead babies into a small bowl? Blender. How do you get them back out? Tortilla chips. What's redneck foreplay? "Get in the truck, bitch."
Post History \| User Blog Title: hic Posts: 59,665 Registered: May 2005	#885,393 Date Posted: 1/8 2:01pm Subject: Shorties
	Such a classy girl
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Message:	Such a classy girl [face_daydream]
Post History \| User Blog Title: Team USA!! Posts: 26,965 Registered: Jan 2006	#886,554 Date Posted: 1/19 10:34pm Subject: Shorties
	lmao wow -----signature----- My Icons: http://mmii.info?db=SpellDX http://www.last.fm/user/SpellDX/
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Message:	lmao wow :p
Post History \| User Blog Title: Board Jester. Posts: 5,953 Registered: Jun 2007	#907,116 Date Posted: 4/14 4:00am Subject: Shorties
	How do you fit ten dead babies into a small bowl? Blender. I absolutely love dead baby jokes, that made me giggle . -----signature----- "Why do you find it so hard to believe?" "Why do you find it so easy?" "It's never been easy!" ----------------------------------- "Always go the extra mile. Especially if what you want is ... you know, a mile away."
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Message:	[i]How do you fit ten dead babies into a small bowl? Blender.[/i] I absolutely love dead baby jokes, that made me giggle :p.
Post History \| User Blog Posts: 2,233 Registered: Apr 2010	#914,143 Date Posted: 4/18 8:57am Subject: Shorties
	Lord_Conflict posted: How do you fit ten dead babies into a small bowl? Blender. I absolutely love dead baby jokes, that made me giggle . Yeah.. me too -----signature----- I'ma clean this whole sh!t out like colonics with words put together better than Sony electronics - Xzibit In other news.... supersoulfly fails as he buys anything rubbish.... .... and he's a member of the Sony PS+ Defence Force.... .... grab his anus stick and control him today!.... More fun and cheaper than PS+... Bargain
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Message:	[quote=Lord_Conflict][i]How do you fit ten dead babies into a small bowl? Blender.[/i] I absolutely love dead baby jokes, that made me giggle :p.[/quote] Yeah.. me too [face_erm]
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