Title: Board Jester. Posts: 5,953 Registered: Jun 2007
#868,526Date Posted:9/29/09 3:52pmSubject:According to someone I know, a blowjob is like jacking off with no hands
I was listening in on a conversation earlier today (we were all huddled around a pool table watching a game and talking, I wasn't eavesdropping ) and someone actually said "Blowjobs are better than sex." The best bit was when he paused for a second and then said "Well, apparently, I'm a virgin so I wouldn't know."
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#872,495Date Posted:10/5/09 3:53amSubject:According to someone I know, a blowjob is like jacking off with no hands
while blowjobs are nice, they aren't anywhere near as good as sex.
And they feel better than jacking off with no hands.
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#873,664Date Posted:10/8/09 8:55amSubject:According to someone I know, a blowjob is like jacking off with no handsLast Edit:10/8/09 8:57am by Vicarious(2 edits total)
Honestly its like to excuse my language "jacking off" but not using UR OWN hands.....unless she knows absolutly nothing...and that would just be "jacking off" into her mouth....I edited to be tasteful...im glad to clear this up with no humor whatsoever
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#874,413Date Posted:10/10/09 11:43pmSubject:According to someone I know, a blowjob is like jacking off with no hands
I_b-U_p-R_o-F_e-N posted:
DropDeadArtemus posted:while blowjobs are nice, they aren't anywhere near as good as sex.
And they feel better than jacking off with no hands.
How do you jack off with no hands anyway?
I'm just saying. A girl's mouth feels better than any hand would(if she knows how to use it). Jacking off with no hands is called a wet dream.
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