#803,902Date Posted:3/25/08 8:02pmSubject:A Tale of Two Washingtons
God was missing for six days. Eventually, Michael, the archangel,
found him, resting on the seventh day.
He inquired, 'Where have you been?'
God smiled deeply and proudly pointed downwards through the cloud s,
'Look, Michael. Look what I've made.'
Archangel Michael looked puzzled, and said, 'What is it?
'It's a planet,' replied God, 'and I've put life on it.. I'm going
to call it Earth and it's going to be a place to test Balance.'
'Balance?' inquired Michael, 'I'm still confused.'
God explained, pointing to different parts of earth. 'For example,
northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth, while
southern Europe is going to be poor. Over here I've placed a continent
of white people, and over there is a continent of black people. Balance
in all things.'
God continued pointing to different countries. 'This one will be
extremely hot, while this one will be very cold and covered in ice.'
The Archangel , impressed by God's work, then pointed to a land
area and said, 'What's that one?'
'That's Washington State , the most glorious place on earth. There
are beautiful mountains, rivers and streams, lakes, forests, hills, and
plains. The people from Washington State are going to be handsome,
modest, intelligent, and humorous, and they are going to travel the
world. They will be extremely sociable, hardworking, high achieving,
carriers of peace, and producers of software.'
Michael gasped in wonder and admiration, but then asked, 'But what
about balance, God? You said there would be balance.'
God smiled, 'There's another Washington. Wait till you see the
idiots I put there!'
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Rainy Night by Dorothy Parker
I am sister to the rain;
Fey and sudden and unholy,
Petulant at the windowpane,
Quickly lost, remembered slowly.
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#863,361Date Posted:9/24/09 1:17pmSubject:A Tale of Two Washingtons
lol
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I don't think anything is unrealistic if you believe you can do it.
BEARS will go 12-4
Success isn't measured by money or power or social rank. Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace.
If your not a fan your a tourist, One Team. One city
Bears 3-1 Success isn't permanent and failure isn't fatal.
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#915,769Date Posted:4/19 7:41amSubject:A Tale of Two Washingtons
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I'ma clean this whole sh!t out like colonics with words put together better than Sony electronics - Xzibit
In other news....
supersoulfly fails as he buys anything rubbish....
.... and he's a member of the Sony PS+ Defence Force....
.... grab his anus stick and control him today!.... More fun and cheaper than PS+... Bargain
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